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Evidence of the coming Zombie Apocalypse in Florida
Well, I’m officially terrified.
(Source: saturday-night-hemorrhagic-fever, via animalsandmonsters)
(Source: note-the-sarcasm, via butwhynotzoidberg)
(Source: adoctorworld)
Ugh god why did my roommate have to come home I just want to cut up vegetables and eat them with ranch without having to put pants on but he’s watching tv in the living room.
So I gave the Hunger Games trilogy a chance. I read all three books cover to cover, fuck, why did I do that to myself. I just wanted to put it down and never have to pick it up again. Seriously. The first one wasn’t too terrible, but after that, oh my god. No. Never again.
I want to smoke but I don’t want to smoke alone.
(Source: joetheonemanshow, via herrokittysith)
At first I was like FUUUUCK HOME ALONE TONIGHT WITH NOTHING TO DO
but then I was like I HAVEN’T SEEN THE NEW SUPERNATURAL YET
and everything turned out better than expected.
—Fix You
When you try your best but you don’t succeed
When you get what you want but not what you need
When you feel so tired but you can’t sleep
Stuck in reverse
And the tears come streaming down your face
When you lose something you can’t replace
When you love someone but it goes to waste
Could it be worse?
Lights will guide you home
And ignite your bones
And I will try to fix you
(via herrokittysith)
SO I totally was going to go vote when I got off work because I work like a mile away from where I’m registered to vote and I forgot and I live on the other side of the county so fuck that I’m broke, I’m not paying for gas to go back.
And hopefully other people aren’t as scatterbrained as I am and actually vote today so it doesn’t pass.
